WILKINSON, H.E.
    
      
    
      
    
      
    Topsy-turvy Land
    
      
    
      
    The people walk upon their heads,
    
      
    The sea is made of sand,
    
      
    The children go to school by night,
    
      
    In Topsy-Turvy Land.
    
      
    
      
    The front-door step is at the back,
    
      
    You're walking when you stand,
    
      
    You wear your hat upon your feet,
    
      
    In Topsy-Turvy Land.
    
      
    
      
    And 'buses on the sea you'll meet,
    
      
    While pleasure boats are planned
    
      
    To travel up and down the streets
    
      
    Of Topsy-Turvy Land.
    
      
    
      
    You pay for what you never get,
    
      
    I think it must be grand,
    
      
    For when you go you're coming back,
    
      
    In Topsy-Turvy Land.