REID, Keith
    
      
    
      
    A Whiter Shade Of Pale
  
    
      
    We skipped the light fandango
    
      
    Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
    
      
    I was feeling kinda seasick
    
      
    But the crowd called out for more
    
      
    The room was humming harder
    
      
    As the ceiling flew away
    
      
    When we called out for another drink
    
      
    The waiter brought a tray
  
    
      
    And so it was that later
    
      
    As the miller told his tale
    
      
    That her face, at first just ghostly,
    
      
    Turned a whiter shade of pale
  
    
      
    She said, 'There is no reason
    
      
    And the truth is plain to see.'
    
      
    But I wandered through my playing cards
    
      
    And would not let her be
    
      
    One of sixteen vestal virgins
    
      
    Who were leaving for the coast
    
      
    And although my eyes were open
    
      
    They might have just as well've been closed
  
    
      
    And so it was that later
    
      
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